Chutch McGillicutty - Tit Or Miss lyrics

[Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] Sometimes you get titties Sometimes you get slapped Sometimes you get kitty Sometimes you get jack That's just life, its tit or miss You ain't always gonna catch a fish Tried to catch a kiss, and you catch a case Tied up your wrists to the bed with lace She took a piss straight on your face Left real quick without a trace Now that's the type of trick you don't want ta date Unless you're sick and into piss play Then that's your chick and you need to chase Get on her scent like she's your prey Don't relent, stop her escape Track her a** down and throw some game Take that skanky b**h out on a date You got the cards it's time to lay [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Don't you know It's tit or miss Don't get low And slit your wrists Take it slow And don't get pissed You can do it... If ya poor Be considerate Hold the door For this bitter b**h Take her coat Then lift her sh** You should do it... [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Gotta do what you gotta do Gotta get by Gotta do who you gotta do Gotta get high Gotta move what you gotta move Gotta get yours Gotta lose who you gotta lose Gotta shut doors When it rains it pours or so they say Sometimes it just f**in' drizzles all day They feigning wars to make their pay Telling lies to stack they bank I'm talking bout politicians they can go to hell Cause they sure as hell ain't goin' to jail Jail just for n******gs that can't post bail And everyone bail while they sit up in the cells Slavery sells and everyone fails Except them politicians they just stacking mail I walk outside and it starts to hail Holy sh**, I just got nailed [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Don't you know It's tit or miss Smoke the dro' Rip your spliff Go to the store And get some Schlitz You should do it... If yous a who*e And illiterate Stroke the chode Lick the dick Stack some dough Get rich and quit You can do it... [Verse 3: Chutch McGillicutty] Moral of this tale is you might get tits Or the ship might sail and you get left with sh** But the one who fails is the one who quits Just ask Dale, well before he hit I'm just another male trying not to slip Like my brother Kael, got to get in slit If your game ain't stale, she'll let you touch her clit And if you stimulate it well, those legs will split