Chutch McGillicutty - Shmoney lyrics

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] What you know about that shmoney? Ha... You ain't know nothing about that shmoney sh**... [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Shmoney on the counter Shmoney on the floor Shmoney everywhere I go Smoney for a dance Shmoney for a drink Shmoney to a who*e [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] All about that shmoney life Those OD, coked out, f** me nights Can't not do nothing right Staring at the f**ing lights f** my sight And f** tonight Like "Hey girl, let's go f** tonight" I got a pocket full of cash And the other one's full of coke I take that back They both full of cash But give me that a** And I'll give you half Cause I got a way To make it all back It's called shooting craps Just follow my lead Bet a lot of money And you will see It really ain't hard to make back shmoney Shmoney for good Shmoney for evil It's all the same Life's inherently lethal Shmoney is my weapon So you best get to steppin' Unless you wanna stay and learn a really hard lesson I'm good for business And good for morale Cause I'm buying another round f** going home Let's shut it down I got a pile of cash It's a f**ing mound Shake that a** Now turn around Bounce them tits It's so profound That might be my favorite sound Now take this stack And let's go pound [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Shmoney on the table Shmoney on the floor Shmoney every where I go Shmoney for weed Shmoney for coke Shmoney to get throwed [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Shmoney in my pocket Shmoney in my hand Shmoney in the air People all around Grabbing it off the ground sh**'s going down Where Tommy at? Is that his hat? Is that Mack? f**ing that black b**h in the back seat of that black Cadillac? I don't know what's happening But I got to rap Cause I don't give a f** You know where I'm at I'm in my city Get out the way Any of you ho's looking to get paid? Shake them titties Try to make me stay It's worth your while sh**'s gonna get wild You look like you fit the profile Take the money Bend over and get defiled I'm reviled Or revered An American legend Like Paul Revere Steer clear if you can't cohere I leave your a** beguiled I'm charismatic Like magic to a small child I'm gonna blow your mind And make you mine I want the shmoney To get blunted To get the honeys I'm dropping hundies Take off your undies And stroke my plump meat Your body's so stunning But your nose is running You got nose bleeds cause your coke needs Bet you own an*l beads Like to get f**ed an*lly Cause you's a freak And I don't want to think it But you probably got some STDs But those titties... They so pretty The opposite of itty bitty Give me that kitty It's such a crying pity That you's a 'pro Could have been so much so much more But's you's a motherf**ing ho Nothing wrong with that though Do me fast Then do me slow Bring your friends There's plenty more To go around Shhh... don't make a sound I'm just f**ing with you now You can be loud Shout at the top of your lungs if you want So the inner rings and the upper rungs Wandering what the f** Do you like it rough? Do you like it when I call you s*ut? Do you want this dick up your bu*t? Too bad... Not gonna happen Not with a dirty stripper mutt You got me laughing [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] Shmoney on the counter Shmoney on the floor Shmoney everywhere I go Shmoney in my hand Shmoney down your pants Shmoney for a show Shmoney for the drank Shmoney for the 'dro Shmoney just to let you know Shmoney cause of greed Shmoney to get hoes Shmoney for the blow