Chuck Inglish - Laundry lyrics

[Intro] Yo, can we bum a cigarette? Yeah, go ahead Alright, you ready [Verse 1: Asher Roth] Wish I could teleport or I could be a Transformer [? ] out of quarter, out of order On the corner selling p**n, Jack Horner Thumb on my plumbs, I'm a real Jeff [?] Set, cut the check, wanna move to California Married and divorced all up in the same summer Suzanne Somers and the lube hand warmer Camcorder on, drive me home Land Rover Aristocrat, bureaucrat, diplomat Listening to Juelz, it made me wanna rap Now I'm on his track and these girls all on me Telling me my perfume smells like clean laundry Dog Bounty Hunter bought his drier sheets too Clean underwear got me feeling brand new like woo [Hook: Asher Roth & Michael Christmas] Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) Smells like laundry (Fresh) Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) [Verse 2: Michael Christmas] Now they smell like Henny and some reggie in the sack Jazz in the background, cigarette ashes n***as spend money on spinners Laundry detergent, expensive a** dinners n***as used to buy Backwoods for the lil ones This sound like Harlem Shake, I'ma k** 'em Got-ta-got-ta-nah-nah Otis I feel like Jigga in a Focus Backpack with a twan sack they ain't noticed Cause out here you could smoke weed in the open Don't be a menace to church And don't ask how n***as did work Cause every time I got a stain on my shirt I was coming out the mud like a Diglett in the dirt [Hook] Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) Smells like laundry (Fresh) Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) [Verse 3: Larry June] Bending corners, fifteens bumping All black looking like I'm up to something I don't give a f**, I'm still mobbing on 'em Just bought a new Hammer, I might slide on 'em Now the phone ringing, that's the b**h calling She just hit a lick and I need it all She was in the town, I was in the [?] Checked twenty bands then I k**ed the throat I met a bad hipster b**h at Trader Joe's One thing that Larry hates is hater hoes Dippin' (dab), yokin' (slide), mobbin'(mob), smokin'(hee hee), bad b**hes(god), (dab), stripping(ay), horny Now it's two in the morning and the b**h catting off Smelling like fresh laundry when I'm on a b**h couch Hit my n***a Chuck phone then I slide to the south Got a wammy in the kitchen, hundred thousand in the couch n***a smellin' like laundry [Hook] Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack) Smells like laundry (Fresh) Smells like laundry (Fresh), smells like laundry (Back when you was asking me to rap And girls smell fresh like laundry out the pack)