Christopher Thulin - The New Normal lyrics

I do d** And I slap b**hes Pa** me that pipe And ice that witness f** the police: Them badge wearing snitches I am just a typical American vision Cause I do d** And I slap b**hes Most of y'all who listenin Are not that different Either you done thought of it or you already did it I am the new normal. You might as well admit it So you say you don't slap b**hes Well I do It helps to ease my nerves and I like to get high too You can't just use my sh** For some music to ride to And still play goody-goody I don't like to be lied to You see a long time ago I was more like you Idealistic with a heart so right and true Tryin to be a nice dude and still make all the right moves I remember a couple of b**hes I wanted to give a black eye to But I don't scare b**hes and when I'd like to try to They're smiling and paying with all change in the drive through Or bearing down on me from a position too high to Use the proper channels to fight There's no one to write to But I wouldn't hit the woman who I'm with I ain't like you And I wouldn't pick a stupid b**h to give half my life to So don't tell me you never drank too much cough syrup On purpose And had a couple of beers with it.... You don't have to be nervous, look I do d** And I slap b**hes Pa** me that pipe And ice that witness f** the police: Them badge wearing snitches I am just a typical American vision Cause I do d** And I slap b**hes Most of y'all who listenin Are not that different Either you done thought of it or you already did it I am the new normal. You might as well admit it Let's talk about d**. Everything that don't require needles That's what I did when I was with those higher people But I don't need new sh** to keep me buzzin like mosquitoes And nothing else can make me feel good like weed so... All that bullsh** they talkin claiming that it's evil And it's a gateway drug Cause they don't know what we know They lookin through the peep hole Check the social media Every time they post some bullsh** up we beat it up Now you can't pretend that the public's going to eat it up When you can read our commentary plain as day and see what's up I challenge your statistics. It's not normal for people To answer questions for real 'bout what they do that's illegal Your numbers say that only half support legalization You don't have to do the math to see the point that I'm makin It's normal to illegally obtain it and make it Prohibition creates crime. Is that what we need in this nation? (Naw) I do d** And I slap b**hes Pa** me that pipe And ice that witness f** the police: Them badge wearing snitches I am just a typical American vision Cause I do d** And I slap b**hes Most of y'all who listenin Are not that different Either you done thought of it or you already did it I am the new normal. You might as well admit it Back to these b**hes And smackin these b**hes Relaxing the fist then retract and just hit them I'm catching the rhythm Call this sh** a past time Asking these b**hes they'll say this is asinine That's fine cause y'all be thinking y'all can do whatever And change the subject when you're fighting and you can't be clever b**hes like to lie when they decide they don't like Somebody and get them fired And you may never know why Wrong and right is pretty plain Till it's in this b**h's brain And it ain't convenient for her Then the sh** don't fit the same Take yo- time to explain When a b**h will just complain She can put hands on you And you cannot do the same I like to go to jail b**h And they like me there So you can't go to Wal-Mart Cause I might be there And whoop your f**in a** In broad day in public And walk out in cuffs just smiling Like "f** It" I slapped a b**h and I liked it I'll choke a hoe just to try it cause I do d** And I slap b**hes Pa** me that pipe And ice that witness f** the police: Them badge wearing snitches I am just a typical American vision Cause I do d** And I slap b**hes Most of y'all who listenin Are not that different Either you done thought of it or you already did it I am the new normal. You might as well admit it