Christopher Thulin - I Wish You Were A Hoe lyrics

I see you Walking out of the Chamber of Commerce Hopping in your clean brand new Dodge Charger As if my role couldn't be any harder My car is parked at home with a worn out starter I smile, you smile We exchange a couple pleasantries I let the obvious fact of it get the best of me If I want to talk to you next time then I'm best to be Gone like I got something better but nobody's blessing me You're so sweet, so polite to meet with Your perfume is so good I could just breathe it I wish I could get your attention and keep it But it should really be no secret I wish you were a hoe! I wish you were a filthy nasty f**in' stankin' a** stupid a** hoe I wish you were a walking cum dumpster with one good tight hole I wish you were a broke a** prostitute Homeless and without food I really wish you were a hoe Oh, I wish you were a hoe I wish my instincts were telling me to skip the small talk Cause I start stuttering as soon as I see you wa-walk I'm f**ed now. I ain't got nothing to say All the blood that was in my brain just rushed in between my legs It's like I'm blushing But it doesn't show up in the face You're so cute but I want to f** you in so many ugly ways I know what you're looking for and baby it ain't me Just save me a piece for when you may feel the same needs And if I didn't know better I would think that I need that I'd eat that, beat that, repeat and try to keep that But with the path I beat I'd have to wrap it up and skeet that Leave your pad and be asking where the weed is at You could just call me when you need a ride to town Take you straight to my house, lie you right down You could stop back by when you need a ride back but first one more time baby lie back Yeah I wish that it was like that You're probably engaged and living on the right track But I wish you were a hoe! I wish you were a raunchy, nasty f**in truck stop five dollar hoe I wish you were a filthy hippie, f**ing free lovin' givin' a** hoe I wish that you had no self respect, and someone stole your welfare check! I really wish you were a hoe Oh, I wish you were a hoe! Why do we even talk bad about hoes for real though I wish a hot b**h would just use me for a dil*o She could be too good for me and I could be still broke Or she could be some inbred, illiterate hillfolk Too many reasons a woman wouldn't be in my catalogue Unless she really did just want to grab a log We don't even have to be compatible or get along I'd beat that like a happy a** retard trying to pet a dog Love is like your mother... Ground up and packed in a hot dog Love is a pimp who wants to get paid and get his rocks off Love is a slave driver with a gauge full of rock salt Or a junk yard dog who only wants to chew your co*k off Love is a preconceived fantasy you make believe and you would be surprised who it may deceive You see in a relationship statistically the woman's first to go You say you wanted the truth, well now you know Why I wish you were a hoe