Christopher Fitzgerald - Never Ever Getting Rid of Me lyrics

[OGIE] I will never let you let me leave I promise I'm not lying Go ahead ask anybody who has seen me trying I'm not going, if it seems like I did I'm probably waiting outside Such a stubborn man you'll likely never meet another When we have our family dinner you can ask my mother She's the best, learn more about her on our family history test I'm gonna do this right Show you I'm not moving Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow Oh, I'm gonna love you so You'll learn what I already know I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me You can try, oh, but I I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me [DAWN] Ready for your check? [OGIE] Not quite. Pie for everybody! [DAWN] What?! [OGIE] I grew up an only child in a suburb of the city Spent my days alone my only friend was a stray kitty called Sardine I thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish She played hard to get hissing while she scratched me What she was trying to say was "Ogie come and catch me" I learned quickly, perseverance stood between a cat and her new best friend, me Oh, I'm gonna do this right Show you I'm not moving Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow Oh, I'm gonna love you so You'll learn what I already know I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me You can try, oh, but I I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me You can try, oh, but I I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me