Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights Marshmellow children bundled up real tight Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night Then magically we all wake up ( Once a year we all wake up ) And find ourselves here in our own Tinseltown Where everything glitters Tinseltown All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown Three King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song" Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus Then magically, we all wake up ( Once a year we all wake up ) And find ourselves here in our own Tinseltown Where everything glitters Tinseltown All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown So where's the - Batteries, it's Christmas Eve a**embly is required Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got 'em wired Finally round midnight ( all is calm, all is bright) Then magically we all wake up ( Once a year we all wake up ) And find ourselves here in our own Tinseltown Where everything glitters Tinseltown All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown Tinseltown Where everything glitters Tinseltown All sparkle and shimmer Look around and see the brightest stars come out In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown Tinseltown Tinseltown, Tinseltown Tinsel all the way