Christmas Queens - 'Twas the Night (Interlude) lyrics

[Intro: Jackie Beat] 'Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the town Every queen was invited, from fishy, to clown A blizzard was brewing, a snow storm was near But, nothing could keep them from the event of the year Carrying ca**eroles, presents, and booze They sloshed through the snow in their high-heeled shoes They each braved the blustery, dastardly cold Unaware of the madness the evening would hold And so starts a story that's crazy, but true So snuggle up tight, for Christmas Queens 2 [Various Queens Chatting] Manila Luzon: Brrrr! Oh, my God, it's so cold! Alaska Thunderf**: I know, I can't feel my nose! Manila: Here, let me feel it for you Alaska: Ow! Manila: Sorry! Ssss- Ugh, why did I wear these shoes! Alaska: I know, why did I wear these luxurious 6- 8- 12 inch heels! Manila: You mean 2 inch heels? Alaska: Oh! *Doorbell and door knocking* Alaska: Ohp, guess nobody's home, bye!- *Door opens* Jackie Beat: Hi, girls! Manila: Jackie Beat! Alaska: Oh, heyyy, girllll... Manila: Are you gonna get dressed for your own party? Just kidding, you look great Jackie: Huh, hilarious. Why can't you be that funny on stage, Manila? Manila: Oh, shut up, let's get in here Jackie: There's a load of laundry in the back for you to start on Thorgy Thor: Hi, guys! Ivy Winters and Pandora Boxx: Merry Christmaaas! Thorgy: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! Ivy: Look at this party! Pandora: Yeah Thorgy: What a joy it is to spend it with you shady b**hes Ivy: I know, I agree! Pandora: Where's the food? Thorgy: Where are my presents? Ahahaha! Ivy: Oh, hey, Jiggles. What a beautiful smile! Jiggly Caliente: I bought it! It's finally paid for! *Girls laughing* Alaska: You know what this party needs? Jackie: A live goat and a kiddie pool full of bu*terscotch pudding? Alaska: Ahahah! No, silly, some music! Manila: Let's sing a song! All: Yeah! *Laugh*