[Intro] Hey, P-Station, my name is Christian Chandler I live in Ruckersville, Virginia! I have a PSP, I like to rap I play PaRappa, and go with him now The only song I know is "Master Onion" Which I got from a demo I borrowed from my friend Megan! I have a PSP and she don't So give me the PSP; unwrap the wrapper So I can give one to her, and then we can play together! So here we go, we're gonna sing it now Master Onion, A-La Mode! [Verse 1] Kick! Punch! It's all in the m-mind If you wanna le-test me, I'm sure you will find That you all things, that I'll teach ya sure to beat ya O-where-nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now Kick! (Kick) Punch! (Punch) Chop! (Chop) Block! (Block) Once more now, Kick! (Kick) Punch! (Punch) Chop! (Chop) And Block! (Block) [Verse 2] Don't get co*ky, it's gonna get rocky We gonna get the-we're gonna move down to the next ya jockey now Duck! (Duck) Jump! (Jump) Turn! (Turn) And Pose! (Pose) Now listen carefully, Jump! (Jump) Pose! (Pose) Duck! (Duck) And Turn! (Turn) [Verse 3] Hmm, yeah, I see you're getting better Kick to the limit in order to get to her now Kick, Punch! (Kick Punch) Chop, Block! (Chop Block) Chop, Kick! (Chop Kick) Punch, Block! (Punch Block) It's gonna get harder now, Duck & Jump! (Duck & Jump) Turn & Pose! (Turn & Pose) Duck & Turn! (Duck & Tuurn) Jump & Pose! (Jump Pose) [Verse 4] Come on now, why don't you follow my words Because we're almost done, I'll make things worse I wanna see if you wanna see what it means To be on top with the master plan. Are you the man now? Here we go now, Kick, Punch, Block! (Kick Punch Block) Chop, Kick, Block! (Chop Kick Block) Block, Turn, Kick it! (Block Turn & Kick it) Block, Duck, Punch! (Block Duck Punch) Duck, Duck, Turn! (Duck Duck Turn) Jump, Kick, Block! (Jump Kick Chop) And Punch, Punch, Punch! (Punch Punch Punch) [Original Outro] That's it for today Good job, PaRappa! You can go to the next stage now Yahoo! All right! PaRappa, I'm so proud of you! Congratulations! All right! Thank you, teacher! Again. What? Man, you're so good! I'm gonna tit-lose memory..money With students like you Wanna try a super-beginner's course? You're pick—you're pickin' on me too fast! I'm outta here! [Chris' Outro] Guitar Hero on PlayStation 3 Don't press the PS bu*ton after select hang, see? Make sure you hook up with the converter controller Dude, rock on, yo! Nananananaaaa! Rap, rap, rap! That's a wrap!