Christian Weston Chandler - Chris Chan lyrics

I don't wanna be a friend o' Christian Weston Chandler I'm not a hedgehog, I can't zap to the extreme I wanna be the one who wants to be that one troll, Clyde Cash I ain't no trash, but I can mess with Sonichu because we can He's around the corner, stalking at a gal pal So tired of living life as a virgin He and his yellow hedgehog, Sonichu, were waiting For the right moment, but it's gone too soon Megan, Kacey, Ivy, and McLerran Has had enough with Chris Chan's dirty, not-so-purty ways I checked his status on the wikipedia So far, Nintendo turned down Chandler's video game I don't wanna be a friend of Christian Weston Chandler I am a human, I don't zap to the extreme I wanna be the one who wants to be that one troll, Clyde Cash I ain't no trash, but I can mess with Sonichu because we can Jerkops everywhere, there's nowhere you can go now Mary Lee Walsh, ready to attack you 10 years on the love quest, so far, no one loves you His masculinity is lost to a phone call I don't wanna see a, listen to a, be a Tomgirl I am just a human, not a fatty, bratty twit I just wanna be like Kacey's awesome father, Matthew I ain't no troll, but I am here to give a try Because we can, blue arms can shake a GameStop We can, if you team up with me We can, I won't think out to stop We can, we can I don't wanna be a friend of Christian Weston Chandler Because he's a racist. He doesn't like blacks Nor does he like to be around h*mos**uals, no? Not that I am, but that is just dumb, I'm gonna troll him 'cause I can I dont wanna be a friend of Christian Weston Chandler He travelled 1,000 miles all for nothing The man, he might be 33 but acts like he's a toddler This list goes on and on and this song's ending soon Because it can, because, well, why not? Manchild, that's what everyone calls him We can, I won't think out to stop We can, we can