Christiaan Van Vuuren - A Song About Birds lyrics

The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk A co*katoo's a bird with a sick mohawk Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking f**! Doves are birds that represent purity Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life But ibises love nothing cause they're dead inside! Swan is a bird that's graceful and that And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats It's the ibis Bin juice drinking gronks Yeah the ibis Their beaks are gross and long It's the ibis Picnic wrecking jerks Yeah the ibis They're the worst birds The condor is an awesome bird of prey A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird ay The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts But ibises are bin juice drinking c*nts The albatross bird lives to sixty maybe older A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder Parrots say cool sh** like "Polly want a cracker?" But ibises just f**ing come up and harra** ya A lorikeet's a bird with a colourful jacket Ibises can f** off back to their home planet A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this It's the ibis They're picnic wrecking irrits It's the ibis I hope they don't come near us Yeah the ibis They're bin juice drinking jerks It's the ibis They're the f**en sh**test birds The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity It dumps a diving bin chicken disrupting the community Annoying the general public at every opportunity Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame to the bird family If there are any ibises watching this, firstly There's no bin juice here so you can f** off Secondly get a job and f**en do something with your life Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some sh** I don't know I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics f** It's the ibis Bin juice drinking c*nt It's the ibis That's ruining your lunch Yeah the ibis Picnic wrecking jerks It's the ibis What a f**ing c*nt of a bird If I was an ibis I'd go k** myself