Chris - My Day lyrics

So one day... I was sitting in cla** and I had to fart, so I farted then immediately after I farted I felt something shoot up out of my pants and of course it was my big a** 13 inch co*k. Then a girl in my cla** walks down the isle and looks down at me and smiles and keeps walking... on her way back to her seat she looks again... and smiles, 10-15 minutes later cla** ends and we are exiting the cla**room for recess. I feel someone breath on my neck and before I get a chance to turn around and see who it is.... someone went up and under and grabbed my big a** dick and RIPPED IT DOWN TO THE GROUND... so then my dick fell off and now I have a vagina The End