Chris Worsey - Heavy Entertainment Show lyrics

[Verse 1] Good evening, children of cultural abandon You searched for a saviour, well here I am And all the best ones are dying off so quickly While I'm still here, enjoy me while you can [Chorus] Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show The charisma's non-negotiable Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show I'm about to strip and you're my pole We are so glorious Why not leave your job and come on tour with us? Before I drop dead and die [Verse 2] Good evening, lovers of quality entertainment Good evening to the others that don't know hit Even you will leave here with a t-shirt and a programme Got a house in LA, I'm still paying for it… [Chorus] Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show It's just the tip but no one will know Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show All the girls (Robbie!), the boys go (No!) You are magnificent Maybe come on stage and be a part of it I said maybe, baby, baby oh [Bridge] Come leave the life you're living Show me the light you're giving I'll give it all then a little bit more, oh-oh-woah “He would sell his children For a hit in Belgium God knows what he's done For a number one” [Chorus] Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Where the more you see, the less you know Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show Where Eminem meets Barry Manilow I am notorious For making all the crowd sing the chorious I just made up that word [Bridge] Come love the life I'm living Bathe in the light I'm giving “He'll give it all and a little bit more” [Chorus] Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show I'm a volcano that's about to blow Welcome to the Heavy Entertainment Show This is how I'd like to say “Hello”