Chris Webby - I Love College (Remix) lyrics

(I ain't goin' out like a s**a, no way) (Webby) Hah, it's Chris Webby, yeah Asher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rappin' sh** And I love college too, sh**, ha [Chorus:] That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered But I took a Xanny and shots of SoCo so it's whatever Roll my blunts and pop my E, now chug that 40 just like me Pa** out at 6, wake up at 3, then do it again tonight drinks on me Man, I love college [Verse 1:] I love college even more than Asher Different chick every other night, come home plastered (Ha!) Somehow pa** cla** and twist blunts after I'm Hofstra's top dog and home-court rapper (Yessss) Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire (Fire) The sh** on campus b**h, ask Van Wilder (Wilder) Don't need a reminder to party every day (Nah) 'Cause I'm an alcoholic I'll remember anyway I've been drunk since 12, motherf** a drinkin' age Walk into the liquor store pull my wallet out to pay (like, what?) Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I be Even though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID, gee. [Chorus] [Verse 2:] They say d** make you dumb but I don't think they do Last semester, I pulled a f**in' 3.2 (what, b**h) When I wake up's the only time I'm sober enough To do homework unless I'm hung over as f** But still there ain't a teacher that can hold me (Nah) Go to cla** blunted lookin somethin' like Spicoli Or I'll just pull a Ferris Bueller skip the whole day I'm just here for the partyin' I hope that's okay (Okay) But there's no way I'll stop because this soph*more's a monsta Even though I'll end up doin' six years at Hofstra Sit back, sippin' on my beer with the mic Knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right? [Chorus] [Verse 3:] I'm a flip cup phenomenon, beer pong pro (whoa) Hit all ten in a row with my f**in' eyes closed A little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist Have you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my sh** Dutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff (hitttttt) That got me twisted like a licorice stick, listen to this (coughhhh) My time is never wasted, cause I'm always wasted I f**in' love college, that's all I can say kid (Yup) [Chorus] Man, I love college Keg parties, sorority b**hes, all my homies, Why the f** would I ever leave, man? I love college This where I'm a be at They're gonna have to drag my a** the f** out of here, man It's Chris Webby Holla.