Chris Vrenna - Arma-goddamn-motherf**in'-geddon lyrics

[Verse 1] d**h to the ladies first, then the gentlemen All sorts of tax-free face-lift-abortion-nervous-break-dance Satanic girls gone wild Truly f**ing suicidal [Pre-Chorus][x2] First, you try to f** it Then, you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better k** it before they see it [Chorus] It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon (f**! Eat! k**! Now do it again!) It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon (f**! Eat! k**!) First, you try to f** it Then, you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better k** it before they see it It's arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon [Verse 2] I've got a black eye of a soul My morals in a hole I wish I was still dead But the TV said its just a tropical depression Pointless intervention, legal separation Call my dealer or my lawyer, "We've got a situation!" [Pre-Chorus][x2] [Chorus] [Bridge][x4] Arma-goddamn-mother-f**in-geddon [Chorus]