Chris Thomas - Hakuna Matata lyrics

[Timon] Hakuna matata! What a wonderful phrase! [Pumbaa] Hakuna matata! Ain't no pa**ing craze! [Timon] It means no worries, for the rest of your days... [Timon, Pumba] It's our problem-free philosophy... [Timon] Hakuna matata! [Simba] "Hakuna matata?" [Pumbaa] "Yeah. It's our motto!" [Simba] "What's a motto?" [Timon] "Nothing. What's a-motto with you?" [Pumbaa] "You know kid, these two words will solve all your problems." [Timon] "That's right. Take Pumbaa for example." Why, when he was a young warthog... [Pumbaa] When I was a young wart hog... [Timon] "Very nice." [Pumbaa] "Thanks." [Timon] He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal He could clear the savannah after every meal [Pumbaa] I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind And oh, the shame [Timon] He was ashamed [Pumbaa] Thought of changin' my name! [Timon] What's in a name? [Pumbaa] And I got downhearted [Timon] How did ya feel? [Pumbaa] Everytime that I... [Timon] Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! [Pumbaa] Oh. Sorry... [Chorus: Timon, Pumbaa, Simba] Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no pa**ing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! [Timon, Pumbaa] "Welcome to our humble home!" [Simba] "You live here?" [Timon] "We live wherever we want!" [Pumbaa] "Yep, home is where your rump rests!" [Simon] "It's beautiful." [Pumbaa] (burps) "I'm starved!" [Simba] "I'm so hungry, I can eat a whole zebra!" [Timon] "Uh... we're fresh out of zebra." [Simba] "Any antelope?" [Timon] Nuh-uh [Simba] "Hippo?" [Timon] "Nope. Listen, kid, if you live with us, you have to eat like us. Hey, this looks like a good spot to rustle up some grub!" [Simba] "Eww... what's that?" [Timon] "A grub, what's it look like?" [Simba] "Eww, gross!" [Timon] "Mm, tastes like chicken!" [Pumbaa] (slurps) "Slimy... yet satisfying!" [Timon] "These are rare delicacies. Mm. Piquant, with a very pleasant crunch." [Pumbaa] (mouth full) "You'll learn to love 'em!" [Timon] "I'm telling ya kid, this is the great life. No rules, no responsibilities... ooh, the little cream-filled kind! And best of all, no worries! Well, kid? [Simba] Oh well, hakuna matata... (pause) Slimy, yet satisfying! [Timon] That's it! [Chorus: Timon, Pumbaa, Simba] Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna matata! Hakuna... It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna matata!