Chris Hardwick - W00tstock lyrics

Well I came upon some dudes in cloaks They were sitting off on their own And I asked one, "Tell me what's that you're rolling?" This he showed me Said, "It's just like dice but it's got more sides And it tells me who lives and who dies Now I've got to get back into this land and set my troll free We are archers We are ogres We are sk**ed in k**ing goblins And we've got to get our elves out of the darkness Then I went by movie theater There were girls camped out in line I asked, "Why?" They said, "We're in line for the Avengers" I said, "Wait, that's not out til next year" They said, "Yeah, we know but we're still here... Plus we hear next week they'll leak a sneak preview trailer!" We are Sauron We are Gozer We are building Dumbledore's Army And we are the "who" in "Who Watches the Watchmen?" We are Warcraft We are Portal We are still playing Lego Star Wars And we've got two turtle shells revolving around us By the time we got to w00tstock We had half a million blogs On everything from Tron to Japanimation And there may not be real hoverboards yet or freeways up in the sky But at least there's Xbox LIVE, Wii, and PlayStation We are Starbuck We are Vulcan We are part of the rebel alliance And we're the Doctor himself up in the TARDIS