Chris Corner - We're In the Music Biz lyrics

One two three four If you wanna start a band We flew NY to LA left unpaid on the plane on the pavement with jetlag oh Did you hire a PA, no. Lost in tears on the strip this ain't no glamour trip oh Missed a nightflight from Rome oh you don't wanna talk about that but you are gonna rock the boat Champagne in the speakers oh but that wasn't us coz we were drinking Prosecco We're in the music biz, it this how it is? We're in the music biz, it this how it is? In the music biz is this how it is? If you wanna start a band listen to this You drive us over to Hammersmith give our disk a quick flick. I'm sorry I can't hear the hits Wanna listen to my BS? No! But the millions keep planned to spend on your new fake band Give us our 12 thousand euros now! Not at the label or home, hundred missed calls on your telephone Tell you Johnny Depp remixed us you smile in delight and say he's definitely hype We're in the music biz, it this how it is? We're in the music biz, it this how it is? In the music biz is this how it is? If you wanna start a band listen to this Dress up as robots in Soho hid outside the BBC to plug our cd to a DJ Do you wanna be on my show yeah! We chuck glitter in your eyes and pull out lasers, open fire! Stalk the journos round Reading we got tagged in your mag as Britains worst band Absolutely no talent, the most unsuccessful duo the UK has never known yeah We're in the music biz, it this how it is? We're in the music biz, it this how it is? In the music biz is this how it is? If you wanna start a band listen to this If you wanna start a band listen to this If you wanna start a band listen to this If you wanna start a band If you wanna start a band We're in the music biz, it this how it is? We're in the music biz, it this how it is? In the music biz is this how it is? If you wanna start a band listen to this We're in the music biz, it this how it is? We're in the music biz, it this how it is? In the music biz is this how it is? If you wanna start a band listen to this If you wanna start a band listen to this If you wanna start a band listen to this Boring, you're sh**, boring Get off! Yeah get off! You're rubbish! Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off Rubbish!