Chris Carmouche - White Gurl lyrics

[E-40 - Hook] White girl (8X) ("White girl" continues to repeat 8X in background) I got that, white girl I got that, white girl Girl girl (8X) [E-40] I throw the yola in the pot, let it simmer and bathe Add a little baking soda, make it foam like aftershave I like to serve my dope wet, cause it weigh a hella lot more You can smell the residue and the fumes from next door Ooh, turf superstar, microwaves and pickle jars Portable digital scales, custom painted muscle cars Pimpin' where the razor blade? Use a safety pin What they goin fo'? n***a what you trying to spend? When it's a drought I just sit on my dope and wait For the prices to skyrocket and rise like real estate I got that ice cream, that candy, that girl, that white white white My car's a Charger 2006 Hemi, tight tight tight I'm a d-boy, (Bootch?) I thought you knew Just like every other motherf**er in my crew (BEOTCH!) Bundle in the bushes, chopper up in the tree AK will light up your chest like E.T [E-40 - Hook] [Juelz Santana] Uhh, now let me introduce the world to my girl She white, she bright, she shine like a pearl And I ain't talking 'bout Lindsay Lohan I'm talkin 'bout that sniff that blow man, (what?) that One hit that'll get you open Might make your nose bleed, if it's potent So if you're not ready, homie don't tamper with it She the chick who had Tony Montana slippin' She so bad she make you mad But soon as you get mad, she make you cash That white girl, but she ain't always that light She ain't always that bright, she ain't always that white Nope; gimme one girl, I mean one gram I'll teach how to give a white girl a suntan Put it in that pot, 'til it get that hot Then start to Sir Mix-A-Lot [E-40 - Hook] [Bun B] Well down in the Dirty, South to be exact Gettin money with white girls is a well-known fact I like 'em black, brown, Puerto Rican or Asian But nothin bring the bread back like a caucausian Whether, winter fall, summer or spring A white girl's always down for doing the damn thing (fo' sho') Put her on the highway, she ain't no punk Got a white girl drivin with white girls in the trunk (hold up) I ain't lying, it's the best thing going When my white girl's around, it's always snowing Momma can't stand her, tellin me to switch Sayin I'mma go to jail f**in with that white b**h (no sh**) Always around to keep me paid With some white girls on my team, I got it made So if you down on your luck, and got no money Then do what I do (what?) go get you a snow bunny, man a [E-40 - Hook] [Pimp C] I got the Pyrex working with the white girl in it It's the dope Superbowl and n***a, I'm 'bout to win it No question marks or commas, n***a we got the scarma When we through with this batch, we going out to the Bahamas I keep them stiff broads when I'm f**ing with the hogs Cause they never get stopped by the motherf**ing cops Bootch look hard but the b**h is a fraud Don't like to see me ball, want me to go rock a rock Move around b**h, you need to get out the way I keep a young Susie when it's time to move yay You need to learn the game before you try to play Cause like Calgon, them laws will take you away So I keep me a snow bunny, riding in the front With a triple zillion head and a platinum c*nt Ya already know they eat nuts like a squirrel Let me hit you in your a** and bust nuts in your curl White girl (*laughing*) b**h!