Chris Calor - Ron Swanson lyrics

Ron Swanson, flow grimey like Ivan Johnson Maneuvering through Gotham, ain't nobody could stop him Projects diabolical, evil down to his follicles I remember when my heart was my greatest obstacle Swagger thanks to monacles, anything is possible Wait -- not for everybody, hope they learn in time Steak and wine, perfect meal after perfect crimes Let that j**elry shine, then I'm sorry madame what's yours is mine If I want it then I'll get it, middle school for the gifted Professor X was always hating but the women teachers loved me Well, how you explain me pa**ing if I never studied? Troubles coming but the wolf is super cunning Women baked me muffins, tryna cuddle like I'm made of stuffing My metal parts just need some buffing, at home or in public Sort of subtle but when it shows, its really hard to muzzle Fell once, now I catch myself every time I stumble I was born to die, I felt like B.I Now I'm like Lio Messi, hat tricks in this Fifa Pulling off these moves that you will only see once Sold out arenas well maybe I'm just a dreamer One day they gon listen to the villain right? One day they gon show me where their women hide Since I'm told that I'm all their type Ron Swanson, every time I put it down women go unconscious Lately, I've been compared to a monster But a comparison from anyone but me just seems bonkers Who's responsible? Bank accounts will be held accountable Ponzi schemes taken from my father's dreams Pretty soon everybody gon be feelin my style White girls gon be going Olivia Wilde Black girls want Destiny's Child I'm gon give it to em, take what you could handle A lesson for my women Foul intentions, I'll put to bed any misconceptions Kansas city shuffle like they went the wrong direction If you hear my records you'll think every song's a hit like you're listening to Tekken I'm the bomb but undetected n***a I prefer if I rolled my swishers You know trust issues Many claim to have your back but don't really f** with you Still I'm never uncomfortable Cuz living like the man's the only lifestyle I'm accustomed to