Chris Blackwell - Rock Lobster lyrics

We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Motion in the ocean His air hose broke Lots of trouble Lots of bubble He was in a jam He's in a giant clam Rock, rock Rock lobster Down, down Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin' to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin' Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin' Mussels flexin' Flippers flippin' Rock, rock Rock lobster Down, down Lobster Rock Lobster Rock Let's rock Boys in bikinis Girls in surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin' Twistin' 'round the fire Havin' fun Bakin' potatoes Bakin' in the sun Put on your nose guard Put on the lifeguard Pa** the tannin' bu*ter Here comes a stringray There goes a manta ray In walked a jelly fish There goes a dogfish Chased by a catfish In flew a sea robin Watch out for that piranha There goes a narwhal Here comes a bikini whale Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster