Chink Money - Tiger Uppercut lyrics

Yeah I'm been sitting in the muhfugging crib Playing video games all the muhfugging day f** all that sh** I'm bout to take this sh** to the streets For real mutha f**a, know what I'm saying [Verse 1] I'm malicious I got calluses on my thumbs from smashing you punk a** b**hes Who want war? Who wanna play me in some fighting games? You can call me Raiden the way that I make lighting rain... Down upon you Tell me what you gon' do I've seen The Matrix forty f**in times, I know kung fu I karate with Mr Miyagi while sipping on sake And hitting on hotties... with big ol' titties You try to f** with me I'll put your head up your a** and now you're feeling sh**ty What a pity, you don't wanna get stomped ho And feel the wrath of a 20-hit combo Punch, kick, jump, punch, punch, kick That's what you gon' get for talking a bunch of dumb sh** I'm from another realm, step into my portal And I will spin kick your monkey a** like Eddy Gordo So you shouldn't come near, I reckon I'm going off of 14 years of Tekken What's my mentality? Assault and battery You wanna battle me, it will result in fatalities And casualties Dismantle these... f*gs who think They can even hold a candle to Chink You challenging me? I can see your rattling knees How the f** do you expect to ever handle a beast? [Hook] Any mutha f**a, any mutha f**a test me Any mutha f**a, any mutha f**aaa I said any mutha f**a, any mutha f**a test me Tiger Uppercut straight to the testes X2 [Verse 2] I'm a soldier with a chip on his shoulder Don't make me drop this controller and beat you with a stroller With a baby still in it... I'm demented Cheat codes made my ammo infinite So it's rat-tat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat-tat Feel the swing of my baseball bat against your back Talk smack and get slapped You jap and I'll snap And shove your head halfway up your a**crack Then take it out and call you Crappy McPoopins And laugh, then blast you with a nasty Hadouken Chanman is too sick, yeah man I'm ruthless But don't be fooled cuz I'm built like a used toothpick Skinny muthaf**a uppercut your nose off Knock your a** out and piss on you while you're dozing off You're catching ZZZzz while I"m testing my weaponry Uppercut to your nuts, give your a** a vasectomy Hook And now you can't have children x4