Chilly Gonzales - Who Wants To Hear This? - 1682877 lyrics

Who wants to hear this? Does anybody want to hear this? What's the point of all this? What exactly do you call this? Really what is this, good for business? Would you buy it for some kids for Christmas? It's not a song if you can't hum it If it doesn't tickle your heart or you brain or your stomach You can't dance to it, it's useless Tell me who would use this or confuse it with music? It feels mindless like nothing behind it Which could be defined as minus Just a little bit too clever, too smug Too try hard, too much effort Is it worth a listen or worth missing? Would you call this the work of a musician? Does it move you to tears? Is there a groove that you hear that would prove that I'm here? Would an a** shake or a heartbreak To the sound that half-baked art makes? Would a DJ play this Or is it just too tasteless for his playlist? It's a new track but do I sound old? Am I way too whacked to even download? Well, here's the question Do I speak just to get attention? Success a strange obsession Maybe I could change professions I could get a new image I could become a critic Ex entertainer, former cynic Maybe that could be my gimmick Please be gentle Tell me this instrumental has some potential 'Cause if a tree falls you won't hear This invisible tune with disappearing lyrics But in the words of my mother Not everybody can be a music lover Look mom, I'm aware of my weirdness I just gotta know who wants to hear this