Chilly Gonzales - Different Kind of Prostitute lyrics

I used to think that labels were pimps Then the ship started to sink Then the sh** started to stink And they went limp I learned some new tricks Learned some new tricks Churned out music Super produced it Now I'm footloose fancy free Problem is you don't dance for me Can't you see, I sell fantasy That's what bonds my fans to me They laugh at the insanity thanks to me But if I don't sell tickets I'm cancelling The other entertainers are incompetent They want to sound hard like consonants But it's all false confidence The audience is dominant Now it's obvious, I'm autonomous I can smoke weed reading the Economist My father is the one who taught me all of this I told you I'm a different kind of bottom b**h I'm at your service, you seem nervous Relax you deserve it Here's a melody to lubricate your tear ducts You're about to be earf**ed It's really simple Really, it's not rocket science I am a product You are a client You are the house wife I'm the appliance You're so demanding So I'm supplying I'm good at it, became an addict I'm making music, making money, making magic It doesn't have to be tragic It takes practise now it's automatic Hardcore 27 hours did you want more? It's going to be a long war You're done for f**ing with the wrong who*e I'm a different kind of prostitute