Childish Gambino - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah lyrics

Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky It's a full moon on the Sabbath This is scary Break it down [Tracy Jordan] I was working late on my Haftorah When I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah I opened it up and to my surprise There was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes He says tomorrow my son, you will be a man But tonight's the time to join the wolfen clan Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves Alright, that was great Tray Okay, it's over, that's a wrap, oh The next day what happened The Talmud didn't teach, oh there's more I got up in front of everyone To give my little speech Then my teeth turned into fangs And my nails into claws And I nearly dropped the Torah When my hands turned into paws I growled and I roared And my rabbi did as well It was a rocking werewolf zoo At Temple Beth-Emmanuel Ey man, where'd you learn All these Jewish words? My manager, Harvey Lemmings Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves I don't, I, I just don't think this the idea of the song Can sustain itself for that long Because it, it seems a little sweaty now So this whole premise is sweaty We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes Then I remembered the premise of my song I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone So we pulled ourselves together and we're wolf men again Just in time for monster fight to begin, no All the country club employees were brain s**ing pack Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack, no man So we fought them and some Dracula's and Frankensteins too 'Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah, even if you're not a, aroo Werewolf Bar Mitzvahs (There's no such thing as Frankensteins, steins) Spooky scary (There's no plural Frankenstein) Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Kooky hairy Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves I don't want this, I don't like this, this is scary Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know? I got excited when I saw poodle on the street the other day Aroo!