[Intro- Abed/Danny Pudi] What if you were a Jehovah's witness That was merely pretending to be into Christmas Gathering clues and blending in To take down the holidays from within [Troy Barnes] You mean like a spy investigating? Making it seem like I'm celebrating? When actually I'm infiltrating Santa's operation? [Abed/Danny Pudi] Yoip! [Verse 1: Troy Barnes] Going deep covert, past enemy lines Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big a** lights If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look bright I'd watch all the T.V. specials that I never could I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait Cold milk, Hot cookies, decorative plate! And he'll come down the chimney it'll just be him and me But he won't know we're enemies cause I play sincere Bring a trap like that, hug him tight get on his lap and tell him He can come back every year Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas And act just like I love it 'till the day I die [Abed/danny pudi] A-B-E-D Connoisseur of Christmas On the spectrum, none of your business Thoughts too fast to comprehend Just wanna do right, by my friends If years were seasons, this December Would be the December of our December More blueprints than Howard Hughes But if there are blueprints, how do we choose? We have to be happy to get to the end We have to save Christmas to save our friends [Both] We have to save Christmas to save our friends We have to save Christmas to save our friends [Annie/ Alison Brie] Hey guys Rapping?