Chief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone - The Piss Test lyrics

[ChiefC] Yo Zone I'm outta here I gotta go take a piss test [J-Zone] Why? [ChiefC] Yo man all the labels fell off of all my beer bottles [ChiefC] I can't tell which one is the St. Ides man [ChiefC] All these other beers taste like PISS [Chief Chinchilla] 8 Ball (does it remind you) of piss Miller (does it remind you) of piss When I drink Coors it remind me of piss All of these beers, taste like sh*t~! Heineken (does it remind you) of piss Bud Light (does it remind you) of piss Pabst Blue Ribbon it reminds me of piss Why y'all fools be drinkin them sh**s! S-T-crooked-I-D-E-S The only malt liquor that pa** the taste test I walk with a lean when I down me a brew And if you touch my Crooked I, I'ma down you too n***a f** you up over a two dollar beer Find me a girl then pull off her brasierre She see the St. Ides, I run up in it Then we off to White Castle for an onion ring dinner When I'm sick, and I need to recoup I mix St. Ides with my won-ton soup Red Stripe (does it remind you) of piss Colt 45 (does it remind you) of piss Zima, damn it remins me of piss All of these beers, taste like sh*t~! [J-Zone] Yo Chief, they don't even make Zima no more [ChiefC] Word?! When did they stop makin Zima? [J-Zone] n***a they stopped makin that sh** back in 1994 [ChiefC] Well Zima was whack anyway [ChiefC] I don't trust no beer that I can see through [Chief Chinchilla] And the bottom line is when I wake up the next mornin To take a piss my piss better be yellow that's why I don't f** with Zima