Chicago The Musical - Funny Honey lyrics

For her first number Miss Roxie Hart sings a song of love and devotion Dedicated to her dear husband, Amos Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong But he doesn't care, he'll string along He loves me so That funny honey of mine Sometimes I'm down, sometimes I'm up But he follows 'round like some droopy-eyed pup He loves me so That funny honey of mine He ain't no sheik, that's no great physique Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts But look at that soul, I tell you that whole Is a whole lot greater than the sum of his parts And if you knew him like me I know you'd agree What if the world slandered my name? Why, he'd be right there taking the blame He loves me so and it all suits me fine That funny, sunny, honey, hubby of mine! He loves me so That funny honey of mine Lord knows he ain't got the smarts Now he's shot of his trap I can't stand that sap Look at him go, rattin' on me With just one more brain what a half-wit he'd be If they string me up I'll know who brought the twine That scummy, crummy, dummy, hubby of mine