I get off of work I jump in the shower I scrub it down real good, baby baby Make it last an hour Slap on that sweet stuff mama Make ya feel real good Hit the streets Swingin' meat Winkin' and a stinkin' like a big man should...well Flat bu*ts and beer guts Flat bu*ts and beer guts Kick out the losers At the local bar When it comes to drinkin' beer, baby I'm a superstar I look up and down the bar for that Girl of my dreams I think I see her feet stickin' out From underneath the pinball machine…well Flat bu*ts and beer guts Flat bu*ts and beer guts Hey I get off of work I jump in the shower I scrub it down real good, baby baby Make it last an hour Slap on that sweet stuff mama Make ya feel real good Hit the streets Swingin' meat Winkin' and a stinkin' like a big man should…well Flat bu*ts and beer guts Flat bu*ts and beer guts