Chen-K - Kaamiyabi lyrics

[Intro] Abey yaar Chen, yaar yeh bare loag, kya hain yar yeh loag? Mujhe bolrahe hain ajeeb mera Kaam, us se kaddu milega aur pata nahi kya naukri me hi kaamiyabi hai, kya karun yar main? Tere saath horaha hai yeh? Tchh haan yaar, mere sath bhi exact yahi scene horaha hai, yeh saare mehmaan or yeh Rishtedaar aake mujhe jab dekhte hain is tarha.. main music wagera banaraha hun to yeh.. Yaar Mere liye paisa yaar Kaamiyabi.. tchh.. uffo yaar main kya.. [VERSE 1] Amma kahe main nikamma, wela pehenke pajama Ghar me ese bethega to beta kese khaega khaana? Kese, jorega paise? kese kal tera banega? Ghore ka tu ghora hogaya! shadi kab karega? Kia karun main meri zindagi teri meri ajeeb si Raaton ko main uthun, ullu ki tarha aankhen khulin Ghari ka main ghulam nahi, kab hogaya 24 ka? Smjh me nai kis tarha main likhun apna kissa? Huh, dekho rishtedaaron ko zara gaur se Apne beton se ziada inko meri fikar ke paren daure Huh, chaure call me "Kia bete ko mili NAUKRI?" Main sochun banke Naukar kese milti hai yeh Kamiyaabi? SOCH!! 8, 10 ghanta kaam zabardasti Kuch bichaare naukar banke khush, mujhe aae hasi Aj kal ki nasal kaunsi khush andar se? Aj kal ke bare loag - lagen mujhe bandar se! Oh sh**! Gusse me mu se kia kehdia? Bare jese bandar, galti se yeh nikalgaya Kia karun tapun main jab sunoon baron ke lecture Degree lekar banja baakion ki tarha naukar Deen ki do teen baaten in ko pata hai Quran inho ne tarjume ke saath kiya parha hai? Hadeeson pe inho ne kiya kabhi amal kia hai? Asal tarjuma azaanon ka kinhe pata hai? Suno, Azaanon ko zara gaur se Kaamiyabi bus insaano ko namaazon me RedTube ke bajaae YouTube kholo Ghar me bethe bethe cheen se ilm haasil karo Baron ke tanz, cousins ko dekh ke Main sochun dirhams kese logon ko lapet de Chen besharam se loag yeh pareshaan se *Cough Cough* Paani peeke aaya Jaana na yahan se [VERSE 2] (Bell) Oh khair, Kaun aagaya bataae bagair Pata hai aj kal ki auntian barin Churail (Bell) Fareed dekh gate pe koi gareeb to nhi? Kisi se busy main yeh baaten thori si zaruri Aj kal mehmaan shaitaan se Maa ko pareshaan karen jaan ke Jaan boochke poochen meri Maa se Bete ne ghar me kia diya abhi tak Kamaake? Maa meri bichaari pyaari chup (Shh) gadhon ke aage Maa ko yeh pata hai CHEN khush gaanon ko gaake Maa bhi kiya kare bataae kese inko mera scene Baaten gol ghumaake boli apne bete ki sunaaen Mashallah mera beta bara wallah! 50,000 mere bete ki hai Tankhua! Aunty ne yehhh touch screen phone nikaala Dekho mere bache ne baharr mulk se bheja tofa!! Nikla khota beta, Sochun main kamre me betha Bichaara bistar se 6 baje subah ke utha Chupaake dukh, pehenke Tie beta THA banda Aunty ko kia pata yeh tie phaansi ka phanda So so ke, ro ro ke, office pohancha yeh Do mauke roz dhoonde boss ki taarifon ke Ho hoke khuar dekhe apni ghari baar baar Lari ghari dus ghante beta kahe yaarrrrr.. Office ke scene ne lie 6 din Neend bhi poori nai, kab aenge ache din Kyun na naukri chordun secretly TCH nai yaarrr kahan cigrette meri CHEN! Lage sab ko kameena lekin CHEN! Rukega Kabhi na, Ek din Zehen sunne waalon ka khulega Abey Gadhon, naukri me gadhe ka lullu milega [CHEN-K] Abey yaar Soch pthchh uffoo [SOCH] Sorry Chen.. ab nahi bolungi pakka!