Cheech And Chong - Bloat On lyrics

(Bloat, bloat on) Ladies and gentlemen Will you please welcome (Bloat, bloat on) The Fabulous Bloaters (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) (Bloat on, bloat on) Hamburger And my name is Leroy And I love a hamburger That's nice and juicy A hamburger that gets on Everything and everybody A burger with nice, soft Warm browm buns Covered with mustard and relish And ketchup dripping on down Lots of onions and mayonnaise What's that you said, honey Hold the pickle Hold the lettuce Say, baby, hold your mouth I want it my way And if you want my way All you got to do is Mmm, take my hand Come with me, baby To Burger Land Let me show you How good it can be Eating burgers with me (Bloat, bloat on) Get me another burger, baby See, I'm sick, I gotta eat (Bloat on, bloat on) I got Dunlap's disease That's where I eat so much (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) My belly done lapped over my belt Oh, yeah (bloat on, bloat on) Ice Cream And my name is Sugar And I love all the Flavors of the world I like chocolate and vanilla And mocha but, ooh My favorite is licorice But I also like pistachio And strawberry and raspberry And boysenberry and berry berry Mmm, baby, if y'all wanna Share some sugar with Sugar Just reach out Ooh, take my hand Come with me, baby To Sugar Land Let me show you How good it can be Eating sweet things with me (Bloat, bloat on) Oh, no, baby Don't show me that I can't eat that (Bloat on, bloat on) 'Cause I'm on a seafood diet That's everything I see, I eats (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) So take it on ov...well Bring it back on over here (Bloat, bloat on) Maybe I'll just have a few licks Chow Mein Andah my name ah Lawwy And I like-a Chow Mein that ah Haveah everything all over everything A real house special You know, ah Foo ap, ah, chow siu, ah Seow gay, ah Chum chayogung, howaya guma Dum sum-ah, hay gow, yung cow Fresh vegetabow and cawwots Also, I like a sweet and sour Number two combo wiffa Two 7-Uppee And, baby, if you like that Hey, baby, you come on down Yeah, you come on down Let me take you to Chinatown Let me show you How good it can be Eating chinese food with Larry Hamburger, ice cream Chow Mein, ha ha ha ha (Burp) Bromo Seltzer