Cheap Sex - Dick Cheney lyrics

he is the biggest crook in town he shut his eyes when the scandals were found work all your life to grow old and retire and now you're life savings just went up in fire cheney, up to his neck in scandal... you're too ... out of control to handle dick cheney you're a sign of the times dick cheney you're not a friend of mine fat men in suits told you to invest in the stocks and collect interest then while you didn't look .... ... profits were inflated on the books dick cheney you're a part of the scam you're a big fat slob for good ol' uncle sam stickin' to what you know best .... looking out for your own interests! [Chorus (x2)] better lock your safes tonight cause cheney and the boys are out tonight! (watch your pockets, watch your purses) don't bother looking out for yourselves cause cheney wants a piece, a piece of your wealth!