Chav the Chancer - Nerd Days lyrics

I remember back when Magic was all I had Derevi was banned and Venser was bad Islands we're what David used And blue was considered "abused" Joe thought he was big and cool But would always lose like a fool His cards may be expensive But the way he plays is offensive We call him team "scoop phase" Mostly because of the way he plays They say he used to play soccer But all I see is Jace the Mind Sculptor This try-hard is full of ben & jerry He's just a retired gra** fairy