Chase Rice - Blame It On The Beer lyrics

I got drunk at the bar, took a cab to my car Drove my drunk a** home What the hell was I thinking, to do much drinking And I didn't wanna be alone So I called up my baby, I was thinking just maybe She could come my way tonight But she could tell I wasn't sober so she wouldn't come over So I thought maybe I just might Call my ex lover, but she couldn't take another One night stand with me My night should have been done but I wanted more fun And I'm footloose and fancy free Drink after drink my nights come alive The more I think about it how the hell did I survive All the things I've done over the years I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers I knew I was in trouble when I started seeing double But I pressed on anyway I had my mind set that I was gonna get The girl to come and play So I got in my car to drive to the bar Where this crazy night was born Then I said oh sh** and I heard the siren hit And the cop blowing on his horn I fell asleep at the light and it was a scary sight When the got me to the side of the road Blew a point two oh was a hell of a show Damn I wish I just never drove Drink after drink my nights come alive The more I think about it how the hell did I survive All the things I've done over the years I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers So I'm stuck in jail no cash to pay bail But I get my one phone call I call my best friend he says he did it again Man we really got to talk You got to calm your a** down lay off the crown This is getting out of hand I say I'm sorry dude I don't mean to be rude But I cant say no to a free kick stand He says you're gonna get k**ed if you don't chill But I don't like his advice When I get my rum I have so much fun Sweet tea just wont suffice You may look at me and think I've lost all common sense No matter how you look at it I sure as hell lost my innocence But I have a good excuse please listen up in here It ain't me doing these crazy things lets blame it on the beer Drink after drink my nights come alive The more I think about it how the hell have I survive All the things I've done over the years I ain't taken the blame on this one lets blame it on the beers