Chase Fisher - Homestar Rap lyrics

H-H-H...Here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH! S. B.! Str-rong Bad! * He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail! His nunchuk gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, [Wilhelm] it's gonna hurt! He's bigger! faster! and stronger too! He's the first member of the H*R crew! S. B.! Str-rong Bad! HEY! S. B.! Strong Bad is here! [Break: 1 Measure] This Pom's got style, so listen up dudes! He puff in size to suit his mood! [Break: 2 Measures] He's quick n' nimble when he needs to be He floats in air and climbs up trees! [Break: 2 Measures] If you choose him, you won't choose wrong With a skip and a hop, he's ONE COOL POM! [Break: 2 Measures] Pom Pom! It's Pom Pom! [Break: 4 Measures] He has no style, he has no grace This moron...has a funny face He can handstand when he wants to And stretch his arms out just for you! [Break: 1 Measure] In-flate himself just like a balloon This stu-pid idiot just digs this tune! HEY! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner! Home. Star.! (Home. Star.!) Homestar Runner's here! [Break: 2 Measures] He's back again, and about time, too And this time, he's in the mood! [Break: 2 Measures] He can fly real high with his grill on... With his pistols out, he's one tough Cheat! He can make you smile when you hear his tune... [Break: 1 Measure] But, beware King of Town 'cause he's out after you! The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat! The. Cheat.! It's The Cheat! (fading) Poop. Smith.! The Poopsmith! Poop. Smith.... Fi-nal-ly, he's here for you! It's the LAST member of the D. K. crew! This Strong's...so sad, it isn't funny! Can make the King of Town cry out for Mummy! [Break: 2 Measures] He can mope around with relative ease Makes crying about crap seem such a breeze He may move slow; he can't jump high But this Strong's one hell of a guy! Hehehe... [Break: 2 Measures] Come on Cardgage! Take it to the stage! ** Bacon, hotcakes, pea soup smells! Cold Ones, grapes, cheese, and muffin peels! ** REPEAT Oh, yeah! [Break: 4 Measures] * REPEAT (and fading)