Charron - Charron vs Nat Select lyrics

[Round 1: Charron] Ayo your raps are fly In this battle he's going to smash me guy Yeah, and I was the valedictorian at St. Matthew's High If you tanned you'd die This ain't a friendly fight you Vegemite Your skin's so effing white your skin makes Betty White look like Wesley Snipes Your girl's raunchy and itching, you should honestly listen She's like a 420 blunt at Parliament Hill, everyone in Ottawa's hit it You don't have to offer cash and I promise you that That b**h is like the 95 bus for free everyone just hops on the back You look like Exorcist has the flu He don't wear condoms when he taps the slew and that sh**'s true Cause when you look this sick H.I.V. is afraid of catching you In Call Of Duty he's a dying Nazi Judging by your body this guy is probably an albino zombie that's high on oxy I run Canada, you've been matched against Harper You ain't in the Grand Prix cause no one wanted to be your battling partner You make me look African, you should tan and get darker It looks like the last time you hit crack it hit you back even harder So get your life together you haven't seen your daughter in months It's time to lay off the crack and take a crack at being a father for once [Round 2: Charron] Organik said battling Nat Select is something you're gonna just regret I mean, I wanted to battle Pesci but that choke in the last round is the closest that I'll get And I do know his daughter from school it's some facts She gave me brains and she didn't tutor me in cla** Yo and he talked about flipping like Mario I'm down to fight I'm a f**ing nerd it ain't about Counter Strike When I do this I rebu*tal boom boom I'm Mario I'm allowed to fight Cause his girl is like Mario and Luigi going down the pipe Listen Crack Select He's been writing songs for plenty of time hoping the deals will be getting in line It's ironic your ex-girlfriend's deaf and you still never been signed Wait, that wasn't that mean y'all don't gotta go shout I was blocking my mouth she'll have no idea what I'm talking about Your drug addiction will leave you a dead man He'd s** dick for Coke...in a red can His ex-girlfriend's about to get HAM Cause I bet that her favorite music label is Def Jam And her favorite rapper is Mos Def Yo poverty is near, you are jobless and it's clear Let's get his daughter up in here and make Jon Benet's dad look like father of the year Yo she's not that old but in a few years she'll be like how Roberto Luongo is known Various black objects will go through her legs when she's not at home So watch your tone and show advice Just cause you're pale as Casper doesn't mean you have to be a ghost in her life You're almost as white as D-Lor Jesus man, Nat definitely stands for Needs A Tan [Round 3: Charron] He just said I'm gonna have to take a seat b**h, everything you spit is make belief After this motherf**er, you're a goalie and can't take the crease We're in Ottawa and you're getting shut down like the Maple Leafs And the rubber ducky in the tub, that's honestly swirl No what else happened to your daughter? She was raised by the worst father in the world You look like a drug mule from front to bottom Rubbers filled with d** are stuffed in his stomach often One time they exploded inside and Customs caught him So in more than one way your life has been f**ed over by busted condoms You owe Dan Lebiaye five bills, this queer should just pay One time you heard he was coming to your house, you called the cops cause you feared you were prey He threw you to the ground and the place had you saved from some serious pain It's like Super Nintendo, as soon as you push down Select help appears right away I know you've endured a lot of pain In a weird way you remind me of the King Of The Dot chain You've been kicked out of all your relatives houses they wanted you to be gone So just like the King Of The Dot chain no one could hold onto you for long You dated a girl from the states who made you skip church to do yay' a lot So just like the chain an American took you away from G.O.D It's intervention time you haven't seen your daughter in forever My battle verses are really a family talking through a letter From now on you'll be clean, drop the rock, stop and just get better So just like the chain the whole world's about to see you taken off of a Bender