Thomas-Colbeck I met her in the usual place, I made the same old play She gave the perfect answers, so I knew I was on my way I bought her drinks and then I said: "It's time to take you home." She licked her lips and said: "Okay, but I gotta use the phone ..." While she was gone I saw my friends and told them I had scored I'd see them all next morning when we'd leave for Baltimore She came right back, her coat in hand, she smiled and said: "Let's go!" And when we left I noticed there was no-one she didn't know She had a car (they always do), we drove into the night A small apartment, just two rooms, she switched on all the lights That's when I saw the photographs, framed and each one signed From every guy who played this town, the message underlined Just one more smiling face on the wall: See you next time around, So glad you called "I'll put your photo right here in this space - Now write a message to me!" - Across my face ... She asked me if I knew the guys who play in the UFO I seem to hear that question just every place I go She showed me lots more photographs covering one wall And I noticed that this little girl was starring in them all I felt just like a bu*terfly waiting for the slide The pin was poised, the frame all set, I shivered cold inside The collector set her camera up and whispered: "Smile for me!" Remote control, the flash went off - and I joined her gallery Just one more smiling face on the wall: See you next time around, So glad you called "I'll put your photo right here in this space - Now write a message to me!" - Across my face ... So if you're ever pa**ing through and you've got time to spare Just take a trip to this address, you'll find a welcome there Be sure to take a photograph, she's bound to find a space Welcome to the club, my friend - you're one more smiling face