Charlie Scene - Bottle And A Gun lyrics

[Intro: Charlie Scene + Funny Man] It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve On the lonely streets of Sunset When the Lord called upon six crazy MC's J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer! Ay, man you forgot the homie Funny Man, c'mon dawg [Hook: Deuce] And I can show you how to hump, without making love The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak And I'll be layin' in the sun, bottle and a gun The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak [Verse 1: Funny Man] My clothes are always retro Sexual like I'm hetero And I play a b**h like Nintendo (Zelda!) Take her for a ride in my Benzo Funny as f**, I should do stand-up Bust caps at the club like I don't give a f** (f** you!) Got a gold a** grill Hit me on the Sidekick if you wanna chill Hop in the ride, let's roll I'm a baritone with the voice that's so low It'll make your speakers explode And I drop your panties to the floor Lemme bend you over, lemme lay you sideways Hop in the back girl it's Freaky Friday If you got beef, then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to f** with [Hook] [Verse 2: Charlie Scene (Funny Man)] Girl come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro Introduce me to your mom as Charles It's Charlie Scene! Shake your a** to the ba** Wait 'til you see my face, hey b**h Wear them tight jeans that show your a** crack My first name gives Vietnam flashbacks I get drunk and do the same old same old Take three girls home and call them Charlie's Angels (What you gonna do after we get signed?) I'm gonna lose my mind Get thirty inch spinners and pimp my ride Go back in time Be there that night and save 2Pac's life Then pay my fine For gettin' caught f**in' on the Hollywood sign I got the game on lock I'll have a bottle and a Glock With biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch [Hook] [Bridge: Funny Man] Get down, I'll show you how C'mon girl lemme show you how, and let's get freaky deaky now (x2) [Hook] [Outro: Deuce / Funny Man / Charlie Scene] Get down, I'll show you how If you got beef, then you better step up b**h Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to f** with! Get down, I'll show you how I'll have a bottle and a Glock With biceps like The Rock Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch b**h, what mothaf**a?