Charlie McDonnell - A Song About Monkeys lyrics

You're my favorite animal but I'm biased I guess Because you look quite a bit like me You're not as eloquent, and you've hairier a chest But I can't pick my family As I shake your hand I can feel your grip And it's definitely firmer than mine They say a strong handshake shows the man is equipped But if I called you a man, I'd be crossing a line You're an animal, you're not like me You're just an animal, I have dominion over thee You might be my cousin but I don't know if you can be my friend 'Cause you don't seem the person on which when I'm in need I could depend In fact when I look closer you don't seem like a person at all Do you have opinions? Do you keep morals? Do you even have a soul? You're an animal, you're not like me You're an animal, oh what a silly thing to be And when I look at you, do you know what I see? I see me. I see me. 'Cause when I look at you, yeah I can't help but see myself Next to you, in the tree You're my favourite animal but I'm biased I guess Because you look quite a bit like me And when I stand to admire you I can't help but confess That your mannerisms fill me with glee You're partial to bananas, and I'm munching on chips That I'm sharing with the friend by my side You peel it from the bottom, concentrating as you sit Break it in two and pa** half to the friend you're beside You're an animal, you're just like me 'Cause I'm an animal, we're of the same biology Oh Mr. Monkey man, I've got a favour can't you see I was wondering if you would make a Monkey out of me