Charlie Hope - When the Ice Worm Nests Again lyrics

In the land of the pale blue snow, Where it's ninety-nine below, And the polar bears are roaming o'er the plain, In the shadow of the Pole I will clasp her to my soul, We'll be happy when the ice worms nest again For our wedding feast we'll have seal oil and blubber; In our kayaks we will roam the bounding main; All the walruses will look at us and rubber, We'll be married when the ice worms nest again. And when the blinkin' icebergs bound around us, She'll present me with a bouncing baby boy. All the polar bears will dance a rhumba 'round us And the walruses will click their teeth with joy. Final Chorus: When some night at half-past two I return to my igloo, After sitting with a friend who was in pain, She'll be waiting for me there, With the hambone of a bear And she'll beat me 'til the ice worms nest again.