Charlie Farley - Country as This lyrics

[Chorus] This country has been great It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks This country has a tick Fresh pick for my dogs And you know you wish you was As country as this [Verse 1] Duct tape water hose Duct tape panty hose Even got duct tape on the radio This ain't no I got a truck so I'm country This ain't no go to the store cause I'm hungry This is the k**er bar I know when it's skidding up Yeah this is for ya'll If it's for you, live it up If it ain't, don't talk about your bucket seats Cause we got buckets, four seats Both feet in the floorboards, score team Don't leave blisters on them poor things Afford new fortunes only in dreams So we rolling in a single cab back Chevy Matchbox ready just ask con Debby Burn her house down for stealing my jelly Really I don't even know what I'm talking about But I know you wish you was as country as this [Chorus] This country has been great It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks This country has a tick Fresh pick for my dogs And you know you wish you was As country as this [Verse 2] As the world turns (what's that) I've learned, I yearned for it weather's been turned And the bu*tering, smothering on some mother made biscuits Had a girl that couldn't make it like mother fixed it We no longer kicked it no, not because of the food But because I got evicted Pissed me off too because it was a bad a** number Double wide trailer, we lived in Now I'm living out of a camper shed That I fixed when I got out on bail I just slipped in ties with the guy that served my addiction, listen My grand mama was upset She wouldn't spray my truck, wear the gauntlet It doesn't get more countrier than that No enough said, country as this [Chorus] This country has been great It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks This country has a tick Fresh pick for my dogs And you know you wish you was As country as this [Verse 3] Hallelujer I found a half drank beer in my papa's cooler And to add to the humour I went into the bar and came back with the youngest cougar Got a flat on the way back, didn't have a jack She was happy to lend a hand, holding that bumper road She was looking hotter than my mother In the middle of the summer [Chorus] This country has been great It's within me to fall ahead in the sticks This country has a tick Fresh pick for my dogs And you know you wish you was As country as this