Chancellorpink - The Ballad Of The Fat Old Perv lyrics

I'm getting bored with masturbation and the yellow tail is dulling too so i'm staring at the cat rolling onto her back and this picture of you and i dream of him in queer black shoes and all your red scars turning blue who had his chance, and who blew it who lost you, and who knew it who has absolutely nothing you want like i do like i do don't you miss my habit of calling you on all your sh** and clinging to your side like a mail order bride ah, don't you miss me, kid? which fat perv's twice your age and fills your pretty head with rage who brings on disgust and loses your trust i do like i do like i do boo-hoo in the back row (boo-hoo) in the front row (boo-hoo) i can't hear you (boo-hoo) in the back row (boo-hoo) and now in the front row (boo-hoo) hold the lighter and sway it to and fro boo-hoo boo-hoo