Champion Jack Dupree - Phone Call lyrics

Thank you, thank you. I wonder who could that be? Oh, yeah? Hello... who? Gerald? Well I'll be dog-... who? Gerald Ford? Well I'll be doggone! I thought you had left the White House. What? Oh, you're leavin' now. Yeah... Well... yeah... Well who... is Jimmy in there yet? Jimmy who? Jimmy Carter? Yeah, he's comin' in... Huh... he been doin' what? Sellin' peanuts all over the place? Yeah? He even sold you a bag of peanuts? Doggone! Peanuts must be good in the White House, hey? Yeah... Ah... eh eh now look here Gerald, ah, they tell me that ah, Jimmy Carter done changed Abraham Lincoln's shirt... Yeah, it used to be white, he's givin' him a black shirt... yeah I understand... What? He took the book out his hand? Well what did he put in his hand now? A bag of peanuts? I'll be doggone! Ah... hey Gerald ah... what you gonna do now since you're leavin' the White House? What? You and Kissinger gonna do what? You all gonna open up a plantation!?... Yeah... but, but... yeah... But look here Gerald, don't let trouble... you ain't got enough n******gs there! Yeah! Because... yeah... you need a lot of n******gs and Jimmy Carter got all of 'em, you understand. Yeah! What he doin'? Paintin' the front of the White House black? Oooh, I see! He gon' make it the Black House. Black And White House, yeah, I thought that, yes... yes... Well look Gerald, I tell you what you do. You take a tip from Jack Dupree... you go on down there... and if you can find you enough n******gs to make your plantation, you won't have to sell no peanuts next time the election come around... You sell what? You try to... yeah, raise... popcorn! popcorn, yeah, tha