One scotch, one bourbon, one beer One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah Please Mr. Bartender, listen here I ain't here for trouble so have no fear One scotch, one bourbon and one beer I don't want soda up, bubble gum You got what it takes now give me some Since my baby's been gone, everyday is lost I'm on this kick and I can't get on One scotch, one bourbon, one beer One scotch, one bourbon, one beer Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here I ain't here for trouble and have no fear One scotch, one bourbon, one beer My baby started me on this spree I can't find her and she can't find me She left this morning, sayin' she wouldn't stay She's been out all night and it's the break of day One scotch, one bourbon, one beer One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here I ain't here for trouble and have no fear One scotch, one bourbon, one beer One more nipping make it strong I got to find my baby, if it's all night long One scotch, one bourbon, one beer One scotch, one bourbon, one beer, yeah Hey Mr. Bartender, listen here I ain't here for trouble and have no fear One scotch, one bourbon and one beer Did you hear me, fellas, I said? Pour a quarter, one scotch Now I'm gonna put a bourbon on the side Give me bourbon who serves two One scotch