Champion Jack Dupree - Ugly Woman lyrics

(Spoken) Boy that's some ugly woman, I'm telling you! That woman's so ugly, she can draw a blister on a brick, man But she's all right! You seen a REAL ugly woman? I've seen your wife! That's her! That's her! You know she was so ugly when she was a little girl Huh? Her father used to take her to work with him every morning And I say, why do you take the poor kid out every morning that early You know? He says, She's so doggone ugly he hate to kiss her goodbye So he take her with him, you know Some ugly child! (Sung) You's some ugly woman, but you's all right with me Yeah, you is some ugly woman, but you's all right with me You're the woman I love and that is sweet enough for me She's the woman that I love, she takes my appetite She's the woman I love, she takes my appetite She the sweetest woman I ever seen in my life She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear She the ugliest woman that I ever seen anywhere (Instrumental break:) Go on, get that ugly woman for me now, call her up! Lord have mercy She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide When you see that ugly woman, honey you know that I ain't lyin' An ugly woman, boy!