The Sheik, Sheik of Araby Your love belongs to me At night, at night when you're asleep Into your room I will creep When you're laying down fast asleep And then I make my midnight creep And everything will be alright You will beg me to stay all night I'm the Sheik of Araby Yes, your love belongs to me When my mother-in-law walk in the room And her legs looking just like a broom And she see me laying in bed And this is what my mother-in-law said "Son what is that you got hanging on you Like a baseball bat?" Yeah, no pants on I say, help, I'm the Sheik of Araby And she said, turn out the light I'll make everything alright And this is what my mother-in-law said "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh" I say, I say, "What's the matter mother-in-law?" She say, "Aah, ooh" And then she looked, looked me in my eye And then she began to cry And I said, "Mother-in-law, get in the groove" And then I started up and down And she And she said, "Take it easy old breezy willy What you doin'?", I said "I don't know I don't know what I'm doin' but I'm doin' something"