Chamillionaire - Lap Dance lyrics

Hold a**,Hoes ask for a lap dance Im tossin mo trash than a trashman wit a trashcan Lew Hawk just started a business on Gulf Bank with that man Delivers mo bricks than a freethrow from shaq's hand Chamillionaire knows guys, and Hollywood Clique make dough rise When spinnin' on wheels of fortune, the chopper is yo prize If you tryna compliment elbows and the way the spokes ride You can see clear, I got gla**es like a man with four eyes Wise like four wise guys, that's nice, but what else? Screens fall like the pants on the man jumping with no belt Screens fall like a crippled man tryna get up wit no help If u was me, you would Ooo!, be impressin' yo-self Hoes melt like an ice cream sundae, when I'm posted up on Sunday On MLK in a Hundai, I could still live with ya honey If she yellow as the cheddar on some macaroni Betta ask yo homie, I'll take her whether you strapped or phony At the Shoney's, in in the pool with ya darlin' Me, Paul and Hawk ballin',Spider Man chrome crawlin' Come through ya t.v. screens fallin' showin green like a garden No buffet at olive garden, beg my damn pardon Them boys in Orleans be throwin fights and riots Let's have a moment of silence while they show you some violence I know boys with dirt work ,like a washing appliance If you see a triple beam, then it isnt... **Scratches Out**