This is the story of Alice Told without any malice Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing Her nose, it glows It's red and it's graphic It lights up in traffic But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing Her hair despair You've heard of a crewcut She's got nothing to cut But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing Her tooth for sooth Now what could be droller A smile with one molar But Alice is loved by Algernon And there's no wondering For Alice is very beautiful Is beautiful, is beautiful, is beautiful Except for one little thing Trala trala trala trala trala trala