[Ceschi with a faux British accent] You should have married her, when you had the chance On that Saturday, proposed with that pink plastic ring that came Inside of a box of Safeway Corn Flakes Deep down in West O f** you, Frank False, For being alone You won't find friends like that again Time tends to swell, leaving you dry In short, you should have married her, when you had the chance Should have married her, when you had the chance Should have married her, when you had the chance friend "Why are there people like Frank? Why is there so much trouble in this world?"