Certainly, Sir - Hawaii lyrics

You'd be better if you had a steady gig You could tend bar Be the one who turns the pig Over leaning flames and Embers red and low As inspired by our neighbor volcano You'd be better off not working anymore Come on don't you wish you never tried? You'd be better with your ankles tied Without d**h what is longevity? Hawaii Angel hair, you said Complaining to the chef Tie it back and throw away Whatever's left You'd be better pulling nails Out of the walls I'd be better jumping off of waterfalls But the office is a great big hug Bars of light, the endless crew cut rug You call this an anniversary? Hawaii! Scent of doom came in the room The talk shut off way too soon Pa**ing time makes grit and grime To keep you busy later The cameras are hanging You're wearing a lei There's no need to move For the rest of the day Arms getting soft And the skin's coming off You're as tan as the past And only hours away Get off your Parna**us, flee your Xanadu Later El Dorado, none of you are true Heaven's cloudy, baby Hell is just too hot You'd be better getting on the plane Who knows when We'll have the chance again? Just like everywhere I've ever been Every man's an island, I'm seven